1 00:00:01,584 --> 00:00:06,225 ♪ Amazing grace ♪ 2 00:00:06,225 --> 00:00:09,628 ♪ How sweet, yeah, the sooo-- ♪ 3 00:00:09,628 --> 00:00:12,098 There's a warble in the mike. Are you picking up on that? 4 00:00:12,098 --> 00:00:14,200 Are you planning on singing? 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,500 No, no, no, no. 6 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:16,970 I just want to be prepared for all possibilities, so-- 7 00:00:16,970 --> 00:00:18,270 Hey! Oh, my God. No, you're early! 8 00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:19,705 This isn't what it's gonna look like. 9 00:00:19,705 --> 00:00:21,808 This is all gonna be top shelf. 10 00:00:21,808 --> 00:00:23,676 And there's gonna be a water-bottle display 11 00:00:23,676 --> 00:00:25,077 on each of the three pillars, 12 00:00:25,077 --> 00:00:26,746 and I've hired this woman to literally walk around 13 00:00:26,746 --> 00:00:28,081 and create small-talk. 14 00:00:28,081 --> 00:00:29,544 I got some big news for the both of us. 15 00:00:29,544 --> 00:00:30,883 You ready for this? - I don't know. 16 00:00:30,883 --> 00:00:32,419 - Don't be scared. - Okay. 17 00:00:32,419 --> 00:00:33,519 - It's good. - Okay. 18 00:00:33,519 --> 00:00:35,822 "New York Magazine." 19 00:00:35,822 --> 00:00:36,956 - No! - Yes. 20 00:00:36,956 --> 00:00:38,825 - Don't do that. - I'm sorry. 21 00:00:38,825 --> 00:00:41,261 But I pitched your idea to these editors, 22 00:00:41,261 --> 00:00:42,361 and they loved it, 23 00:00:42,361 --> 00:00:44,163 so they want it ready to print ASAP. 24 00:00:44,163 --> 00:00:45,899 Oh, my God-- okay, I've-- I'm blind. You are? 25 00:00:45,899 --> 00:00:47,399 - I can't see. - Uh-oh, uh-oh. 26 00:00:47,399 --> 00:00:49,401 I have too much work to do, and I can't see. I'm kidding. 27 00:00:49,401 --> 00:00:50,803 I can see, but I need to get back to work right now. 28 00:00:50,803 --> 00:00:52,238 - Go for it. - Thank you so much. 29 00:00:52,238 --> 00:00:54,140 Alanna, yeah, no. Why are you touching the-- 30 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:55,808 we said just touch from the top. 31 00:00:55,808 --> 00:00:58,644 When you touch anywhere lower, we get fingerprints. 32 00:00:58,644 --> 00:01:00,347 So just touch from the top. 33 00:01:04,484 --> 00:01:08,483 Nothing was stolen. 34 00:01:08,483 --> 00:01:10,023 I mean, nothing was even moved. 35 00:01:10,023 --> 00:01:13,092 I just feel like whoever made this note 36 00:01:13,092 --> 00:01:15,528 must be a professional, right? 37 00:01:15,528 --> 00:01:18,732 Well, the way I see it is you got two choices. 38 00:01:18,732 --> 00:01:21,500 You, uh, you do what they say and stop, 39 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:25,605 or you say screw those guys and you keep digging. 40 00:01:25,605 --> 00:01:28,508 Well, I mean, I can't just stop. 41 00:01:28,508 --> 00:01:30,610 Yeah. 42 00:01:30,610 --> 00:01:32,244 All right, that's my girl. 43 00:01:32,244 --> 00:01:34,714 Should we check out this cult? 44 00:01:34,714 --> 00:01:37,917 I m-- I mean, I already did that. 45 00:01:37,917 --> 00:01:39,452 Yeah, but did you go through their trash? 46 00:01:39,452 --> 00:01:40,920 No. 47 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:43,622 Well, if you want to know what somebody's up to, 48 00:01:43,622 --> 00:01:45,825 you got to take a look at what they're throwing away. 49 00:01:45,825 --> 00:01:47,359 Mm, really? 50 00:01:47,359 --> 00:01:49,795 Hey, that's the kid from the fishing trip, huh? 51 00:01:49,795 --> 00:01:51,431 Yeah, that was the priest's son. 52 00:01:51,431 --> 00:01:52,732 And who's that? 53 00:01:52,732 --> 00:01:55,768 Uh, we used to be lovers. Hey, Zack. 54 00:01:55,768 --> 00:01:57,236 I'm gonna need you to update it 55 00:01:57,236 --> 00:01:58,971 to the most recent version of the slide show 56 00:01:58,971 --> 00:02:00,272 like I've asked you 57 00:02:00,272 --> 00:02:02,442 anywhere between two to four times, okay? 58 00:02:02,442 --> 00:02:04,043 I need the original version 59 00:02:04,043 --> 00:02:06,646 of the slide show like I asked before! 60 00:02:06,646 --> 00:02:07,781 I'm so sorry. Uh, no. 61 00:02:07,781 --> 00:02:09,248 We used to be in a relationship, 62 00:02:09,248 --> 00:02:11,284 and I'm just kind of back in the single life 63 00:02:11,284 --> 00:02:13,052 and it's been really hard. - Me too. 64 00:02:13,052 --> 00:02:14,454 I feel you. I feel you. 65 00:02:14,454 --> 00:02:16,223 Oh, so y-you're single. 66 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:18,458 Yeah, yeah. 67 00:02:18,458 --> 00:02:19,626 Oh. 68 00:02:19,626 --> 00:02:22,195 Here we are-- two single men. 69 00:02:22,195 --> 00:02:24,264 Mm. 70 00:02:26,432 --> 00:02:29,702 Well, I have a big question to ask you. 71 00:02:29,702 --> 00:02:30,870 Okay, ask me. 72 00:02:30,870 --> 00:02:32,339 Why this? Why water? 73 00:02:32,339 --> 00:02:33,906 Uh, wow. 74 00:02:33,906 --> 00:02:39,045 Um, the political answer-- someone has to. 75 00:02:39,045 --> 00:02:40,846 - Right. - You know, someone has to. 76 00:02:40,846 --> 00:02:44,016 Um, but the real answer 77 00:02:44,016 --> 00:02:48,221 if I'm being honest, um, survivor's guilt. 78 00:02:48,221 --> 00:02:49,955 Oh, right. I was gonna ask about that. 79 00:02:49,955 --> 00:02:51,558 Do you feel comfortable talking about it? 80 00:02:51,558 --> 00:02:54,627 Do I feel comfortable talking about the moment 81 00:02:54,627 --> 00:02:56,028 when my mom got the call 82 00:02:56,028 --> 00:02:58,526 that her son had stage-four lymphoma? 83 00:02:58,526 --> 00:03:00,132 - Mm. - Or when I found out 84 00:03:00,132 --> 00:03:02,167 that my sophomore year in high school 85 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:03,970 might be my last year on Earth? 86 00:03:03,970 --> 00:03:06,106 Yeah, no, I actually do feel comfortable 87 00:03:06,106 --> 00:03:07,473 talking about that. 88 00:03:07,473 --> 00:03:09,776 What I would rather talk about is the moment 89 00:03:09,776 --> 00:03:13,179 where I realized that I am not the only one in pain. 90 00:03:13,179 --> 00:03:16,548 And fuck me for not realizing it sooner. 91 00:03:16,548 --> 00:03:18,285 Dina, do you think you could, like, zhoosh it 92 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,980 a little bit more? - Yeah. 93 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:21,221 'Cause I feel a little bit like... krrkk, you know? 94 00:03:21,221 --> 00:03:22,088 Hi, Dunky! 95 00:03:22,088 --> 00:03:23,990 Uh, can we have a second? 96 00:03:23,990 --> 00:03:25,491 - Sure. - Bye. 97 00:03:25,491 --> 00:03:26,992 What's up? 98 00:03:26,992 --> 00:03:28,360 Really great scene earlier. 99 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,062 - Thank you. - You're killing it. 100 00:03:30,062 --> 00:03:33,299 Um, remember what I said earlier? 101 00:03:33,299 --> 00:03:35,630 Garcia confronts the serial killer? 102 00:03:35,630 --> 00:03:39,204 Um, yeah. I'm, like, so excited. 103 00:03:39,204 --> 00:03:42,408 Well, uh, I just want you to be ready 104 00:03:42,408 --> 00:03:46,013 that when that happens, Garcia dies. 105 00:03:48,682 --> 00:03:50,117 What? 106 00:03:50,117 --> 00:03:51,885 I'm s-- I'm sorry. 107 00:03:51,885 --> 00:03:54,454 Did you just say that I die? 108 00:03:54,454 --> 00:03:57,123 It's just where the story was going, 109 00:03:57,123 --> 00:03:58,791 and I think Kippy pitched it. 110 00:03:58,791 --> 00:03:59,892 Kippy?! 111 00:03:59,892 --> 00:04:01,326 And then we were like, "Yes," 112 00:04:01,326 --> 00:04:03,930 and it just sort of all came together. 113 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:05,365 It just made sense. 114 00:04:05,365 --> 00:04:07,333 I just-- I'm sorry. 115 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:11,371 I thought I was, like, an incredible actor. 116 00:04:11,371 --> 00:04:12,572 Oh, you are. 117 00:04:12,572 --> 00:04:15,441 It's just that the show needs you to die. 118 00:04:15,441 --> 00:04:17,711 Is there, like, a SAG-AFTRA representative 119 00:04:17,711 --> 00:04:19,078 who I can talk to? 120 00:04:19,078 --> 00:04:22,048 Or, like, I just need to write someone a letter, 121 00:04:22,048 --> 00:04:24,383 or, like, can I have another audition or something? 122 00:04:24,383 --> 00:04:26,318 Like, is there anything that I can do? 123 00:04:26,318 --> 00:04:28,220 There's just-- there's no room 124 00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:30,189 for a discussion on this, Portia. 125 00:04:30,189 --> 00:04:32,358 I'm sorry. 126 00:04:32,358 --> 00:04:35,563 Um, I'm just gonna leave this here. 127 00:04:39,398 --> 00:04:42,368 Ah, shit. What do we do now? 128 00:04:42,368 --> 00:04:43,670 How far do you want to go? 129 00:04:45,805 --> 00:04:46,939 Do it, yeah. 130 00:05:10,197 --> 00:05:11,898 - Pia? - Dory! 131 00:05:11,898 --> 00:05:14,067 - Hi. - You're back. 132 00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:15,835 Yeah, what are you doing here? 133 00:05:15,835 --> 00:05:17,737 I'm so happy to see you. 134 00:05:17,737 --> 00:05:21,241 Why are you, um, cleaning the floor with a toothbrush? 135 00:05:21,241 --> 00:05:23,008 I wanted to, for Edwin. 136 00:05:23,008 --> 00:05:24,944 It's the least I could do. 137 00:05:24,944 --> 00:05:26,546 Are you here to see Brick? 138 00:05:26,546 --> 00:05:28,748 No. Actually, no. 139 00:05:28,748 --> 00:05:30,784 I think I left my wallet here last night, 140 00:05:30,784 --> 00:05:33,385 so we just came by just to-- just to check. We? 141 00:05:33,385 --> 00:05:35,422 Dory, are you here with someone else? 142 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,123 No. No, I am not. No. I just-- 143 00:05:37,123 --> 00:05:38,224 I didn't mean to-- 144 00:05:38,224 --> 00:05:39,526 - Who is that? - Oh, okay. 145 00:05:39,526 --> 00:05:41,027 I'm sorry to bother you. Have a nice day! 146 00:05:41,027 --> 00:05:42,995 All right, come on, come on. 147 00:05:42,995 --> 00:05:46,899 Edwin! Brick! 148 00:05:46,899 --> 00:05:49,703 They're taking our trash! 149 00:05:49,703 --> 00:05:51,172 Go, go, go, go go! 150 00:05:57,477 --> 00:05:59,212 - What's this? 151 00:05:59,212 --> 00:06:02,482 Uh, my girlfriend left those for all the neighbors. 152 00:06:02,482 --> 00:06:04,751 We just wanted to let everybody know 153 00:06:04,751 --> 00:06:06,719 we had a break-in last night. 154 00:06:06,719 --> 00:06:09,389 We wrote them in English and Spanish, so... 155 00:06:09,389 --> 00:06:10,491 You should get a weapon, just in case. 156 00:06:10,491 --> 00:06:12,591 I have a bat. 157 00:06:12,591 --> 00:06:14,427 I have something way better. 158 00:06:19,767 --> 00:06:21,800 - Mom. - Oh! 159 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:25,172 I keep forgetting you have your own key. 160 00:06:25,172 --> 00:06:26,940 They're killing Garcia. 161 00:06:26,940 --> 00:06:27,841 Who's Garcia? 162 00:06:27,841 --> 00:06:29,375 My character on "Surviving Essex." 163 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:31,911 Oh! I thought you were talking about a real person. 164 00:06:31,911 --> 00:06:34,447 No, Mom. Like, I don't get to do the show anymore. 165 00:06:34,447 --> 00:06:35,681 What did you do wrong? 166 00:06:35,681 --> 00:06:37,717 I didn't do anything wrong. They love me. 167 00:06:37,717 --> 00:06:39,719 No, let's be real, Portia. 168 00:06:39,719 --> 00:06:40,954 If they liked you, 169 00:06:40,954 --> 00:06:43,122 they would've kept you alive and talking. 170 00:06:43,122 --> 00:06:45,592 Mom, that's not how television works, okay? 171 00:06:45,592 --> 00:06:49,023 The creators have a story that they have to tell, 172 00:06:49,023 --> 00:06:50,463 and sometimes the kill 173 00:06:50,463 --> 00:06:52,799 their most beloved characters off 174 00:06:52,799 --> 00:06:54,834 to keep people entertained. 175 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:56,835 Well, if you're going to defend them, 176 00:06:56,835 --> 00:06:58,772 I don't know what position you want me to take 177 00:06:58,772 --> 00:07:00,173 in this matter. 178 00:07:00,173 --> 00:07:02,475 I just came here 'cause I thought you could give me, 179 00:07:02,475 --> 00:07:03,609 like, a little sympathy. 180 00:07:03,609 --> 00:07:06,746 Oh, boo hoo. I mean, really, come on. 181 00:07:06,746 --> 00:07:09,315 Your character didn't make a lick of sense. 182 00:07:09,315 --> 00:07:12,352 I mean, here you are, this privileged white person 183 00:07:12,352 --> 00:07:15,755 from the Upper West Side playing an illegal immigrant 184 00:07:15,755 --> 00:07:18,057 who somehow gets a job with the NYPD? 185 00:07:18,057 --> 00:07:20,060 I mean, you're basically stealing 186 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:21,795 from the Latina community. 187 00:07:21,795 --> 00:07:25,399 You watched it. 188 00:07:25,399 --> 00:07:27,268 Well... 189 00:07:32,371 --> 00:07:35,842 This is starting to feel a little useless. 190 00:07:35,842 --> 00:07:37,777 You know, that's the thing about P.I. work 191 00:07:37,777 --> 00:07:39,179 is there's a lot of dead ends. 192 00:07:39,179 --> 00:07:42,047 And then you're sitting outside in your car 193 00:07:42,047 --> 00:07:45,651 for the 15th straight hour, sick off deli coffee and... 194 00:07:45,651 --> 00:07:47,420 you know, you want to give up, 195 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:50,623 thinking about how your dad never forgave you 196 00:07:50,623 --> 00:07:54,160 for not taking over the family business, 197 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:58,831 and then boom-- it just comes to you, you know? 198 00:07:58,831 --> 00:08:01,101 You put it all together and you figure out 199 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:03,103 how to find that scared little girl 200 00:08:03,103 --> 00:08:05,066 and bring her back home to her family, 201 00:08:05,066 --> 00:08:06,305 safe and sound. 202 00:08:06,305 --> 00:08:08,941 And you remember why you're doing it to begin with, 203 00:08:08,941 --> 00:08:12,478 and that it's okay to be a lone wolf. 204 00:08:12,478 --> 00:08:14,614 That's a little cheesy. 205 00:08:14,614 --> 00:08:15,683 Sorry. 206 00:08:15,683 --> 00:08:17,650 No, no. 207 00:08:17,650 --> 00:08:20,420 - Nah. - That's great. 208 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:22,522 Yeah, I don't know. You want another beer? 209 00:08:22,522 --> 00:08:24,591 - Yeah. - Yeah? 210 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,127 All right. 211 00:08:28,528 --> 00:08:31,364 Here. - Thanks. 212 00:08:32,632 --> 00:08:33,866 Jesus. 213 00:08:33,866 --> 00:08:35,803 Hey, why do you even have a taser? 214 00:08:35,803 --> 00:08:37,104 My aunt had it 215 00:08:37,104 --> 00:08:39,139 when she thought her life was in danger, 216 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:41,374 but she doesn't need it anymore. 217 00:08:41,374 --> 00:08:42,942 She's dead. 218 00:08:42,942 --> 00:08:45,212 Could you not touch all my crap? 219 00:08:45,212 --> 00:08:46,379 What are you doing? 220 00:08:46,379 --> 00:08:48,949 So I looked it up, and the taser's worth $500, 221 00:08:48,949 --> 00:08:50,584 so I'm either gonna take one big thing 222 00:08:50,584 --> 00:08:51,884 that's equal to that 223 00:08:51,884 --> 00:08:54,282 or a bunch of small things that add up to that. 224 00:08:54,282 --> 00:08:55,649 Okay? - No, you're not. 225 00:08:55,649 --> 00:08:57,290 Okay? Can you just take this back, then? 226 00:08:57,290 --> 00:08:58,992 Because I actually bought my stuff 227 00:08:58,992 --> 00:09:00,126 'cause I like my stuff. 228 00:09:00,126 --> 00:09:01,628 I don't like this. Take this. 229 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:04,530 - No, we're already doing this. - Okay. 230 00:09:04,530 --> 00:09:06,799 How much is this? It's cute. 231 00:09:06,799 --> 00:09:09,402 Maybe I can wear it to lunch next week 232 00:09:09,402 --> 00:09:10,437 when I finally meet my dad. 233 00:09:10,437 --> 00:09:11,637 Jesus. 234 00:09:11,637 --> 00:09:13,040 Would you please put that back, okay? 235 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:14,707 That's my girlfriend, Dory's. 236 00:09:14,707 --> 00:09:16,309 You don't have to look away. 237 00:09:16,309 --> 00:09:17,310 They're just human tits. 238 00:09:17,310 --> 00:09:19,278 I know I don't have to look away. 239 00:09:19,278 --> 00:09:21,647 I just prefer not to see your breasts. 240 00:09:21,647 --> 00:09:24,317 Look. Turn around. 241 00:09:25,751 --> 00:09:28,522 So, who do you think looks better, 242 00:09:28,522 --> 00:09:31,224 me or your girlfriend? 243 00:09:31,224 --> 00:09:34,656 I think that you both have a certain charm. 244 00:09:37,197 --> 00:09:38,865 Can you please take that off? 245 00:09:38,865 --> 00:09:41,068 - Okay. - Jesus. 246 00:09:44,031 --> 00:09:45,704 Our mission at Pour 247 00:09:45,704 --> 00:09:48,140 is to provide clean and healthy water for villages in Uganda. 248 00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:51,611 With your help, we can change the landscape of Africa 249 00:09:51,611 --> 00:09:54,113 and leave a legacy of life for tomorrow. 250 00:09:54,113 --> 00:09:56,315 Because we all speak the language of friendship. 251 00:09:56,315 --> 00:09:58,018 Thank you in advance for your support. 252 00:09:58,018 --> 00:10:00,854 Thank you! 253 00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:06,626 Thank you guys so much. Whoa. 254 00:10:06,626 --> 00:10:08,428 Sorry. 255 00:10:08,428 --> 00:10:10,330 It's like I've never been on stage before. 256 00:10:11,498 --> 00:10:13,267 I have. I have been on stage. 257 00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:14,701 Don't make me list my credits, 258 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:17,070 um, I was Mack the Knife on stage 13 years ago 259 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:19,239 in my high school production of "Threepenny Opera", bitch. 260 00:10:21,374 --> 00:10:22,742 Uh, what I do want to say 261 00:10:22,742 --> 00:10:24,678 is that when you take a sip of water tonight, 262 00:10:24,678 --> 00:10:26,680 I want you to feel fucking guilty. 263 00:10:28,314 --> 00:10:31,952 In all seriousness, we do need your help. 264 00:10:31,952 --> 00:10:33,853 We really do. 265 00:10:33,853 --> 00:10:37,489 We raised enough money to get here, tonight, 266 00:10:37,489 --> 00:10:41,460 but tonight-tonight, we need to raise enough money 267 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:45,799 to make clean water in Africa a reality. 268 00:10:45,799 --> 00:10:47,634 Okay. 269 00:10:47,634 --> 00:10:49,436 If you guys are with me, let's do this. 270 00:10:49,436 --> 00:10:51,338 Okay? Invest in Pour. 271 00:10:55,603 --> 00:10:56,743 Huh! 272 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,645 No! That didn't count! 273 00:10:58,645 --> 00:10:59,880 - That's in! - No, that does not count! 274 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:00,947 That went in. 275 00:11:00,947 --> 00:11:02,347 No, because your legs crossed the line. 276 00:11:02,347 --> 00:11:03,549 There's no line. There's no line. 277 00:11:03,549 --> 00:11:05,084 That's the whole point! Yes! 278 00:11:05,084 --> 00:11:06,653 - I don't see your line. - Your legs crossed this one. 279 00:11:06,653 --> 00:11:08,087 - I'm a renegade. - No, it doesn't count. 280 00:11:08,087 --> 00:11:11,458 All right, you want to, uh, should we get back to it? 281 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,027 Yeah, sure. 282 00:11:17,263 --> 00:11:19,699 So how long have you and this Dory chick been together? 283 00:11:19,699 --> 00:11:23,771 I don't know, about three years. 284 00:11:23,771 --> 00:11:25,238 Why? 285 00:11:25,238 --> 00:11:27,372 What do you mean, "why"? 286 00:11:27,372 --> 00:11:30,210 I do not see you two together, dude. 287 00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:31,711 Um... 288 00:11:31,711 --> 00:11:34,047 I mean, like, we're really good friends, 289 00:11:34,047 --> 00:11:36,949 so we're really comfortable with each other, 290 00:11:36,949 --> 00:11:38,318 if that's what you mean. 291 00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:41,421 Sounds like you don't fuck. 292 00:11:41,421 --> 00:11:42,622 No, we do. 293 00:11:42,622 --> 00:11:44,523 Yeah, yeah. We definitely do. 294 00:11:44,523 --> 00:11:48,427 Not a lot lately, I guess, 'cause things have been 295 00:11:48,427 --> 00:11:51,798 pretty stressful around here, but, uh... 296 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,967 we do. 297 00:12:05,644 --> 00:12:09,515 ♪ I see myself in your hazy eyes ♪ 298 00:12:09,515 --> 00:12:12,985 ♪ Hands on my side, moves just like mine ♪ 299 00:12:12,985 --> 00:12:17,023 ♪ I could feel you on my shoulder, I could die ♪ 300 00:12:17,023 --> 00:12:18,390 I really like this song. 301 00:12:18,390 --> 00:12:22,662 I like songs that take you there, you know? 302 00:12:22,662 --> 00:12:25,099 Yeah. 303 00:12:32,672 --> 00:12:33,906 Wait, didn't you say 304 00:12:33,906 --> 00:12:35,808 you found a piece of a check earlier? 305 00:12:35,808 --> 00:12:37,512 Can I see it? - Yeah. 306 00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:43,150 This one? - Yeah. 307 00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:45,119 TW Brownway. 308 00:12:46,553 --> 00:12:50,024 I'm a head Realtor at TW Brownway. 309 00:12:50,024 --> 00:12:51,451 Wait, TW Brownway. 310 00:12:51,451 --> 00:12:53,560 That's the company that that crazy lady Lorraine 311 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,028 I was telling you about-- 312 00:12:55,028 --> 00:12:56,996 that's the company that she worked for. Huh. 313 00:12:56,996 --> 00:12:58,931 Maybe she actually did know something. 314 00:12:58,931 --> 00:13:00,933 Yeah, no, no, no. That's interesting. 315 00:13:00,933 --> 00:13:03,836 TW Brownway is real estate, so... 316 00:13:03,836 --> 00:13:07,640 I don't know, maybe they own the Bellow Hare building? 317 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,343 Yeah, but then why would TW Brownway 318 00:13:10,343 --> 00:13:12,578 be sending a check to the cult? 319 00:13:12,578 --> 00:13:14,413 Shouldn't it be the other way around? 320 00:13:14,413 --> 00:13:16,883 Ooh, you feel that? 321 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:20,121 Hairs on the back of your neck standing up on end. 322 00:13:21,788 --> 00:13:23,557 What does Dory do to turn you on? 323 00:13:23,557 --> 00:13:26,493 Uh, I don't know. 324 00:13:26,493 --> 00:13:29,295 Does she dance for you? 325 00:13:29,295 --> 00:13:32,132 Yeah, like weddings. 326 00:13:32,132 --> 00:13:34,900 Does she bite your lip? 327 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:39,105 No, but I understand what you're talking about. 328 00:13:39,105 --> 00:13:42,844 Does she sit on your big, fat snake? 329 00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:48,914 You're a nice guy. 330 00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:52,053 I'm tired of not knowing where all the nice guys are. 331 00:13:55,221 --> 00:13:58,425 Yeah, I have a girlfriend, so I can't, uh, do this. 332 00:13:58,425 --> 00:14:00,093 So does everybody. 333 00:14:01,594 --> 00:14:03,931 You got to go. 334 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:23,483 I've never been more disrespected in my life. 335 00:14:25,652 --> 00:14:27,654 - This is crazy, right? - Yeah. 336 00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:30,056 - This is-- this is really good. - Yeah. 337 00:14:30,056 --> 00:14:31,825 You don't think it's just, like, a coincidence, right? 338 00:14:31,825 --> 00:14:33,626 No, no. You do this stuff long enough, 339 00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:35,761 you realize there's no such thing as coincidence. 340 00:14:35,761 --> 00:14:37,464 In fact, you know what I think? 341 00:14:37,464 --> 00:14:39,632 What? 342 00:14:39,632 --> 00:14:43,270 Shit, I'm gonna get myself in trouble here. 343 00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:44,739 No, why? 344 00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:49,075 I just can't stop looking at you. 345 00:14:49,075 --> 00:14:50,776 Oh. 346 00:14:50,776 --> 00:14:52,212 ♪ What if we just want to dance? ♪ 347 00:14:52,212 --> 00:14:54,114 I just find you stunning. 348 00:14:54,114 --> 00:14:55,615 If you knew all the things 349 00:14:55,615 --> 00:14:57,918 I want to do to you right now... 350 00:15:00,887 --> 00:15:04,157 ♪ What if we want to dance? ♪ 351 00:15:04,157 --> 00:15:07,895 ♪ Nothing else matters, anyway ♪ 352 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,134 - You like that? - Oh. 353 00:15:14,134 --> 00:15:15,634 Me and my buddies all got it. 354 00:15:15,634 --> 00:15:17,670 I can't tell you what it means, though, 355 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,539 'cause, you know, we took an oath. 356 00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:21,775 No, you don't have to tell me. It's okay. 357 00:15:21,775 --> 00:15:25,311 So sexy. 358 00:15:27,309 --> 00:15:29,049 Oh. 359 00:15:29,049 --> 00:15:31,018 Oh. 360 00:15:31,018 --> 00:15:33,720 Oh, shit. I got to take this. 361 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,089 Yeah, sure. 362 00:15:38,091 --> 00:15:41,561 Yeah, huh? 363 00:15:41,561 --> 00:15:45,232 Oh, Goddamn it. That was today? 364 00:15:45,232 --> 00:15:48,196 Oh, well, isn't that perfect? 365 00:15:48,196 --> 00:15:50,737 You know what, though? Steven is not her father. 366 00:15:50,737 --> 00:15:53,040 No-- hey! 367 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,909 Calm the fuck down! 368 00:15:55,909 --> 00:15:59,580 Hello? God! 369 00:16:03,945 --> 00:16:05,418 Really sorry about that. - Oh. 370 00:16:05,418 --> 00:16:07,120 You know, that's not the way 371 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,222 that I wanted to, you know, tell you-- 372 00:16:09,222 --> 00:16:10,589 I-Is everything okay? 373 00:16:10,589 --> 00:16:13,093 - No, it's my ex-wife. - Oh, right. 374 00:16:13,093 --> 00:16:15,328 I have a daughter, Caitlin. Mm. 375 00:16:15,328 --> 00:16:17,363 Here, I got a picture of her on here. 376 00:16:17,363 --> 00:16:20,066 It's a while ago. They grow up really fast. 377 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,767 Yeah, she's beautiful. Yeah. 378 00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:25,705 It was the only good thing to come out of the marriage. 379 00:16:25,705 --> 00:16:27,307 Right. 380 00:16:27,307 --> 00:16:28,942 Just, divorce sucks. 381 00:16:28,942 --> 00:16:30,944 - Yeah. - It's the worst. 382 00:16:30,944 --> 00:16:33,213 No. I get it, you know? 383 00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,351 You know you make me feel 384 00:16:38,351 --> 00:16:40,353 like the kind of man I want to be? 385 00:16:40,353 --> 00:16:43,791 You do. I mean that. 386 00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:45,958 Yeah. 387 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:50,224 I probably shouldn't even say this so directly, 388 00:16:50,224 --> 00:16:54,667 but, you know, I really think I'm falling for you. 389 00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,203 - Wow. - I know, I know-- hey. 390 00:16:57,203 --> 00:16:58,404 That's quick. - No-- 391 00:16:58,404 --> 00:16:59,638 I know, I know. - Yeah, yeah. 392 00:16:59,638 --> 00:17:01,408 It's very-- it's very soon, you know? 393 00:17:01,408 --> 00:17:02,875 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But you don't have to say anything. 394 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,343 - Okay, I won't. No, I won't. - Don't say anything. 395 00:17:04,343 --> 00:17:06,445 - You just let that marinate. - Okay. 396 00:17:06,445 --> 00:17:08,581 Yeah, mm-hmm. You want to join me in the shower? 397 00:17:08,581 --> 00:17:10,250 - No, I'm okay, actually. - You sure? 398 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,918 I think I'm just gonna, like, chill here 399 00:17:11,918 --> 00:17:13,053 and look at my phone. 400 00:17:13,053 --> 00:17:14,455 - Okay. - Yep. 401 00:17:19,287 --> 00:17:23,163 Oh, hey. You know, I was thinking, TW Brownway-- 402 00:17:23,163 --> 00:17:25,298 they cut rebate checks for taxes, 403 00:17:25,298 --> 00:17:27,967 so it's possible that could be a coincidence, 404 00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:30,870 but I think we should check it out anyway. 405 00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:32,706 Yeah, sure. 406 00:17:38,311 --> 00:17:40,080 You sure you don't want to join? 407 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,710 I got a real nice body wash. 408 00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,183 Smells like grapes. 409 00:17:59,465 --> 00:18:01,601 - Hey. - Hey. 410 00:18:01,601 --> 00:18:06,640 Uh, neighbor came over earlier, gave us a taser. 411 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,209 Oh. 412 00:18:11,777 --> 00:18:16,549 Hey, you think it'd be good for us to have this, right? 413 00:18:16,549 --> 00:18:19,019 You know, so I can protect us. 414 00:18:19,019 --> 00:18:22,256 Yeah. 415 00:18:25,558 --> 00:18:30,529 Um, so I ordered some Brooklyn Soul. 416 00:18:30,529 --> 00:18:32,232 I wasn't sure if you're hungry. 417 00:18:32,232 --> 00:18:33,733 Oh. 418 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,435 If you want any, it should be here soon. 419 00:18:35,435 --> 00:18:37,404 That was nice of you. 420 00:18:37,404 --> 00:18:42,675 Uh, yeah, I just kind of want to take a shower 421 00:18:42,675 --> 00:18:44,543 and get into my PJs, you know? 422 00:18:44,543 --> 00:18:48,414 - Okay, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 423 00:18:48,414 --> 00:18:51,317 Hey, Dory, I got to tell you something. 424 00:18:51,317 --> 00:18:54,020 Um, okay, so, you know the neighbor 425 00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:55,655 came over with the taser. 426 00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:58,324 Um, and I didn't invite her over 427 00:18:58,324 --> 00:18:59,892 or anything like that. 428 00:18:59,892 --> 00:19:03,229 She just came and was, like, hanging out, 429 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,966 and then one thing led to another 430 00:19:05,966 --> 00:19:08,101 and she put on some music, 431 00:19:08,101 --> 00:19:10,636 and, uh, she started dancing. 432 00:19:10,636 --> 00:19:14,675 You know, like sexy dancing. 433 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:17,177 Okay. 434 00:19:17,177 --> 00:19:18,611 And that was it. 435 00:19:18,611 --> 00:19:21,381 I mean, she put on the music, and then started, like, 436 00:19:21,381 --> 00:19:24,084 moving around the living room with her hips 437 00:19:24,084 --> 00:19:25,352 and stuff like that, 438 00:19:25,352 --> 00:19:27,553 and she, you know, came close to me, 439 00:19:27,553 --> 00:19:29,990 but then when I started to realize what had happened, 440 00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:32,059 I stopped the music and I kicked her out. 441 00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:33,226 And that's it. 442 00:19:33,226 --> 00:19:35,328 There was no kissing or anything-- 443 00:19:35,328 --> 00:19:36,796 anything like that. 444 00:19:36,796 --> 00:19:40,767 It was just that-- dancing and then she's out. 445 00:19:43,769 --> 00:19:45,706 Oh, my God. Dory, are you upset? 446 00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:46,606 No. 447 00:19:46,606 --> 00:19:48,574 Hey, hey, look. I'm so sorry. 448 00:19:48,574 --> 00:19:50,744 Nothing happened. I promise. 449 00:19:50,744 --> 00:19:52,480 No, I know. It's okay. 450 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,879 I am so sorry. 451 00:19:53,879 --> 00:19:56,249 I swear, I would never do anything to hurt you. 452 00:19:56,249 --> 00:19:57,951 I'm so sorry. I messed up. 453 00:20:01,554 --> 00:20:06,393 I'm just tired. I'm just really tired. 454 00:20:06,393 --> 00:20:07,495 Are you sure? 455 00:20:07,495 --> 00:20:08,761 I promise you. 456 00:20:08,761 --> 00:20:11,097 You can tell me if you're mad at me. 457 00:20:11,097 --> 00:20:12,465 It's okay. I understand. 458 00:20:12,465 --> 00:20:14,601 Baby, I'm sorry. - I'm just tired. 459 00:20:19,139 --> 00:20:20,841 - You sure? - Yeah. 460 00:20:27,447 --> 00:20:30,549 So what's next for the great Elliott Goss? 461 00:20:30,549 --> 00:20:32,818 You know, I just want to be good to myself. 462 00:20:32,818 --> 00:20:35,622 You know, maybe drink a little too much tonight, 463 00:20:35,622 --> 00:20:38,325 find a heated pool, invite a friend. 464 00:20:38,325 --> 00:20:40,689 You want me to be your friend? 465 00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:41,527 Mm-hmm. 466 00:20:41,527 --> 00:20:43,730 Okay. Well, one last question. 467 00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:45,131 Mm. 468 00:20:45,131 --> 00:20:49,702 Um, you said in your sophomore year of high school, 469 00:20:49,702 --> 00:20:52,639 you developed cancer, right? Mm-hmm. 470 00:20:52,639 --> 00:20:53,874 It was like-- it was like 15? 471 00:20:53,874 --> 00:20:55,608 - 15, yeah. - Oh, my gosh. 472 00:20:55,608 --> 00:20:58,511 I am still trying to wrap my head around the fact 473 00:20:58,511 --> 00:21:01,214 that you were bedridden with stage-four lymphoma 474 00:21:01,214 --> 00:21:03,650 while playing the physically challenging lead role 475 00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:07,520 of Mack the Knife. 476 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,188 Okay, so-- so I was 16. 477 00:21:09,188 --> 00:21:10,257 You were 16. You were 16. 478 00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:11,658 - 16. - Oh, my gosh. 479 00:21:11,658 --> 00:21:12,926 - Always switch those two. - Totally understand. 480 00:21:12,926 --> 00:21:14,894 Well, I'm just going to write that down 481 00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:17,863 and check in with your family, your friends, 482 00:21:17,863 --> 00:21:20,400 and your doctors just to make sure 483 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,569 that everything is squared away. 484 00:21:22,569 --> 00:21:27,008 You know, like the truth. 485 00:21:30,409 --> 00:21:31,945 Hmm. 486 00:21:31,945 --> 00:21:34,114 'Cause I feel that our readers 487 00:21:34,114 --> 00:21:37,518 are gonna want to know who you really are. 488 00:21:41,354 --> 00:21:43,723 I have to go to the bathroom. 489 00:21:43,723 --> 00:21:45,458 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's right over there. 490 00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:48,261 Yeah, I'm gonna pop out, but you hang out. 491 00:21:48,261 --> 00:21:49,929 - Thanks. - And I'll be right back. 492 00:21:49,929 --> 00:21:51,697 - Do you want another one? - Yes. 493 00:21:51,697 --> 00:21:54,034 I would love one. Thank you. 494 00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:55,569 Mm-hmm.